Dumping a Boyfriend

Dear Baby: Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU
-Homer Simpson -

You've become so incredibly unattractive during these last few minutes, that I don't want to invest any more time trying to have sex with you.
-cmdolando -

Sorry, I just never realized how ugly you are.
-Mad Anthony Wayne -

Get the hell away from me!! I'm so fricken sick of you!!
-Ashley-
Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you.
-Malissa -
Excuse me, but I'm moving to Antarctica tomorrow to start work on important governmental research. See ya!
-Chinchilla -

Bob, I'd like you to meet Roy.... he's your new replacement.
-Wicked Wench of the West -
Look at my horoscope! "...a new love in your life..." Well, gotta follow my guiding star...
-Kogito -
Good-bye, and NO, we cannot still be friends!
-Stephen Britton -